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FurryFace · 61-69, M
@Stereoguy no choice but to go Foraging for miles looking for cig butts or cans to collect as usual , but its a bad day for it , i just finished going through my own garbage looking for more tobacco , found some but not much , mainly the butts that went out on me when they were short because of Crappy rolling papers
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Maskeytheeagle · M
My friend did
Phil always enjoyed being the center of attention, so much that he set a new goal for himself, to become the new face of the Philadelphia Eagles. Phil was just walking off the practice field, when he said out loud, “I wish I was the new face of the Philadelphia Eagles”. then a voice came out of nowhere and said "I can make that happen". Phil looked around and said "who's there?" The voice responded back, “I can make anything happen for you if you just wish it”. Phil just chuckled to himself and thought his mind was playing tricks on him, “okay then magic man, I wish I was the new face of the Philadelphia Eagles.” He said sarcastically. The voice responded back “consider it done”. Then there was a flash of light, then silence. Phil just shrugs it off and walk to his private lounge at the stadium. When he walked into his lounge, he notices there was something strange about the rug on the floor. It once proudly displayed the Philadelphia Eagles logo, but now was completely empty. Before Phil could say “what the heck?”. His body completely froze, he tried to let out a scream but he couldn’t. Then before his very own eyes, his body begins to turn into string, his body begins to slowly unravel as it was being sewn into the rug. Before Phil knew it his whole body was completely sewn into the rug.
His body was sewn into the rug, in the old Eagles logo pattering, but it was a little bit different. Adding Phil`s personal color and face to it. He trying to move but couldn’t. All he could do is look up and noticed the window decal changing from the old logo, and mimicking Phils color. Phill thought to himself is what is going on? In that familiar voice reply back, you said you wanted to be the new face of the Philadelphia Eagles. So I gave you what you wanted. Phill shouted back “saying this is not what I had in mind, please change me back! On the voice said was “well it's too late now, every logo new looks like you.” Phil beged for the voice to change him back but it never responded back.
So the moral of the story is you better watch out for what you wish for!
Phil always enjoyed being the center of attention, so much that he set a new goal for himself, to become the new face of the Philadelphia Eagles. Phil was just walking off the practice field, when he said out loud, “I wish I was the new face of the Philadelphia Eagles”. then a voice came out of nowhere and said "I can make that happen". Phil looked around and said "who's there?" The voice responded back, “I can make anything happen for you if you just wish it”. Phil just chuckled to himself and thought his mind was playing tricks on him, “okay then magic man, I wish I was the new face of the Philadelphia Eagles.” He said sarcastically. The voice responded back “consider it done”. Then there was a flash of light, then silence. Phil just shrugs it off and walk to his private lounge at the stadium. When he walked into his lounge, he notices there was something strange about the rug on the floor. It once proudly displayed the Philadelphia Eagles logo, but now was completely empty. Before Phil could say “what the heck?”. His body completely froze, he tried to let out a scream but he couldn’t. Then before his very own eyes, his body begins to turn into string, his body begins to slowly unravel as it was being sewn into the rug. Before Phil knew it his whole body was completely sewn into the rug.
His body was sewn into the rug, in the old Eagles logo pattering, but it was a little bit different. Adding Phil`s personal color and face to it. He trying to move but couldn’t. All he could do is look up and noticed the window decal changing from the old logo, and mimicking Phils color. Phill thought to himself is what is going on? In that familiar voice reply back, you said you wanted to be the new face of the Philadelphia Eagles. So I gave you what you wanted. Phill shouted back “saying this is not what I had in mind, please change me back! On the voice said was “well it's too late now, every logo new looks like you.” Phil beged for the voice to change him back but it never responded back.
So the moral of the story is you better watch out for what you wish for!
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@Maskeytheeagle Great story😁 and message.
Maskeytheeagle · M
@SW-User what do you think, how would hell Phil out
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Yesterday. I didn't shut the front door properly and it had been like that for at least 10 hours including time when I was in the shower or when I had the headphones on. Splendid...Miraculously, I got the idea to lock the door at 1 AM before going to sleep, just in case... 🤦♀️ I spent another hour checking the entire apartment.
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Chasingthesun · 51-55, F
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@Chasingthesun Good on you. Out with the old and all that😉
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@Jm31xxx I feel you
turningthekeys · 31-35, F
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@turningthekeys Nah. You're a smartypants.
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@SW-User 😁Yeah. Nothings worse than thinking back at things you said and feeling like i probably shouldnt have said that....🤦🏽♂️
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No... not yet... but the day is long and you never know...
DudeistPriest · M
I usually wait until about lunchtime.
Moonpenny · F
Funnily no! That makes a change...
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Probably that third piece of KFC
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I feel like everything I say is stupid.
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