What was a whacky theory or thought you had when you were a kid?

Ok so you know how on most of the bathrooms in stores and whatnot, they have the wheelchair symbol to show that it's handicap accessible? When I was a kid, I didn't know what that meant so I thought it was just the symbol for bathroom. And then outside in the parking lot they always had a parking spot with the wheelchair symbol that was closest to the store for handicap people to park in. And I thought in my little kid brain that the handicap parking spot was in case you had to go to the bathroom really bad, you could park there and run in really quickly.

I used to try to think about infinity. what's outside it. what does it look like, how can there be no outside, how can it be infinity...

And... I used to think about that my mother said that if I ate the pips from apples then I'd have apple trees growing out of my ears... I ate and ate those pips.. and waited for the apple trees to grow...so I could pick my own apples... it never happened :(

I thought that "elemeno" was a letter of the alphabet. It comes right before "p" in the "alphabet song."

I was so disappointed when I discovered it was not. I was looking forward to learning how to write it, because it sounded as if it would be really cool-looking!

I think I was about seven years old when I told all my little cousins that my REAL mother was Marilyn Monroe...😂 We had gotten into my poor Aunt's closet and we were trying on her shoes and all her clothes...and we were all telling lies about how glamorous our mother's were..NOT...😂.

I used to think consuming a big black watermelon seed would cause a watermelon plant to grow inside me 😳

That people were good