What relaxes you the most?

A deep massage would be wonderfully relaxing at the moment.

Chloroform. Or my fiancé massaging me. Or her spiking my drink or stealing some syringes from her workplace and knocking me out. Oh and cinnamon scented candles. Actually that just makes me horny...

A nice orgasm works just fine for me...but a glass of wine works too...

Sitting in the warm sun with a coffee. 🤗

serious answer
Solitude

stupid answer (because I am incredibly immature)
laxatives 😜

A cigarette and a cup of earl Grey.

Watching a movie

music and a nice shoulder massage. sadly i don't get much massages

A orgasm always clear my head.

full body massage

A slow market day

Weed mostly.

Beer

Music