What makes a lady tick?

A boy tick and a girl tick get a little too drunk....

Three basic statements will follow those:
1 Why dont you treat me as an actual person?
2 You literally never listen to me!
3 I want a divorce

Well, I know that compliments on her hair, eyes or clothing usually makes a lady happy.

It takes a mommy tick and a daddy tick who love each other very much. One thing leads to another and bazinga! You now have a lady tick....just sayin'

The second hand? I've never heard a lady tick before

What makes a man tick then?

lol, perfect answet LadyJuneBug!

Batteries?

Chelsea, on the end of the bed? Does your kitty like to snuggle with you? Mine do, or lay on top of me.

*looks for lily pad*

A mommy and daddy tick

Three basic statements.
1 I'm sorry I was wrong just like always.
2 Yes dear, you're right, as always
3 No dear that outfit don't make your butt look big. You are sexy as always

If we told you that than you'd have the advantage.
If men and women finally did understand each other what the hell fun would that be?

Sex, alcohol, a cute fluffy puss on the end of the bed :)