Yea well what’s your excuse??

Your mom paid me to do it. I didn't get arrested this time!

I BOW TO THE WILL OF BLARGHUTHORR

...it's hungry, do you have any pizza rolls? 🤔

I got addicted to nuggs

I was dropped on my head as a child.

I put my socks on the wrong feet again.

I've smoked about 4 joints today!! Everything's so groovy .... here's a flower 🍂 .... no wait those are just leaves, sorry, well they could be put inside a book and pressed flat, and you could say it came from the place where ole Jesse James spoke with the 4 wise turtles.

The economy

Male pattern baldness

They made me babysit....I tried to explain to them that you weren't a child, just a short adult (but they wouldn't believe that, and told me that I had to do it for your safety).
Hey, at least I did keep you safe!

Dog ate my homework

eh i forgot

Sometimes you just have to learn physics the hard way 🤷‍♂

I got lost

Tbh I thought that butter might feel like vagene 🤷

I need an excuse? For what?

Sleeping.