Do you ever get the feeling your SO might secretly hate you?

Nah. He’s disliked me several times, but never reached a level of hatred.

I'm pretty sure my wife does

she does :( even though she's imaginary

I wouldn't blame him if he did I am a lot to take and the crazy is real

I don't have one

It’s no secret lmao

Well shit I know they must and do because I have not had one for 18 years now.

A new form of cold war maybe? LOL

Sounds like the beginning of a murder documentary

Only when she kicks me repeatedly in the balls.

Yes

Nope