The 'Man' has set the standard for scientific discovery and do not dare question this or you will be in trouble. I have discovered that the Moon and

the Sun are actually the same planet. I observed them over 24 hours and made some dramatic findings. During the night I could see this planet (which I have renamed the 'Soon'). Through my telescope I could see the 'Moon' clearly but when it changed into the 'Sun' I found that my eyes started to water and everything turned black. This would be proof enough that the 'Man' had put something into the Suns force field to stop people looking at the 'Soon' with telescopes during the daytime.

Also, they knew I was on to something as the Illuminati police turned up at my door and confiscated my telescope, they said that I was using it to spy on the over 40's women's swimming club. The lengths they will go to, to discredit a recognised creation scientist.

They also made me return the underwear stolen from the over 40's club that somebody had planted in my bedroom every week for 2 months that I did not notice.

I know this is 'TDLR' people...But, YOU MUST follow the Creation Science as the 'Man' is trying to science us.

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M Best Comment

Good sir, I must absolutely apploud..appalad…app…cheer you for your following of the scientific method. And you are indeed correct, sir, that these supposedly two separate objects are in point of fact the very same object (though in my own notes it is called The Mun). However, if I may offer some construction criticism, you have failed in just one regard, and that is in the application of a darkening lens to the telescope for daytime operations. Had you done so, you would have seen that the “dark side of the moon” as the so-called Dr. Pink Floyd has dubbed it, is in fact quite bright. It is also the reason for the so called “stars”, as while this brightness is turned away from us during its “moon” phase, the “sun” side is shining outward and reflecting off the debris hanging above us.

I am saddened to hear of the scientifically illiterate having confiscated your telescope over the obvious misunderstanding. I have had similar difficulties when doing distance comparisons that happened to fall in the direction of the local beach women’s changing room.