Of course there are no zebras. They're the product of the annual stripe festival where people from all over the world gather, bring their white horses and commence the painting ritual where they tattoo them with black stripes.

Dude… i can confirm the existence of zebra if needed but the bigger question is if we talking about the same thing. Are they white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

Don’t be silly. The so called “zebra” horse is obviously a case of inherited genetic memory passed down the lineage from the first black horses getting playful and rolling around on a freshly painted zebra crossing, which is both how they got their stripes and the name. I mean, it’s right there in black and white 😉

Hard to refute that logic.

The only zebra I've ever seen had a can of black paint and a brush nearby and a guy eating a sandwich. It was snowing so I took my surfboard and left.

Do they say the same about giraffes?

Get a grip?

Isn't that something. I've never seen a zebra in person, either. But yet the media want to hammer home the idea that they exist.

i'm actually 3 owls in a raincoat so who am i to say what's real? 🦉🦉🦉

Here, have some gum and ponder it some more.