https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22MACeXoYYA

I saw this on youtube only about half an hour ago!

Of course there are no zebras. They're the product of the annual stripe festival where people from all over the world gather, bring their white horses and commence the painting ritual where they tattoo them with black stripes.

Hard to refute that logic.

The only zebra I've ever seen had a can of black paint and a brush nearby and a guy eating a sandwich. It was snowing so I took my surfboard and left.

Do they say the same about giraffes?

Get a grip?

Don’t be silly. The so called “zebra” horse is obviously a case of inherited genetic memory passed down the lineage from the first black horses getting playful and rolling around on a freshly painted zebra crossing, which is both how they got their stripes and the name. I mean, it’s right there in black and white 😉

Isn't that something. I've never seen a zebra in person, either. But yet the media want to hammer home the idea that they exist.

i'm actually 3 owls in a raincoat so who am i to say what's real? 🦉🦉🦉

Here, have some gum and ponder it some more.