You gotta violate yourself with the Irish spring.
Ashly · 26-30, F
I just logged on… and this is the first post I see…. 🤦🏻♀️
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Degbeme · 70-79, M

deadgerbil · 26-30
@Degbeme born this way
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Livingwell · 61-69, M
@Degbeme
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JovialMoose · 51-55, M
Go to Costco. Buy the porker pack of flushable wipes.
I know people complain about shitburgs and stuff but use paper for bulk and finish with the flushable wipe.
(things I thought I would never talk about online)
I know people complain about shitburgs and stuff but use paper for bulk and finish with the flushable wipe.
(things I thought I would never talk about online)
Tarnished · 26-30, M
Gotta lube up that hand with soap and go to town down there like you’re rubbing a genie lamp.
deadgerbil · 26-30
@Tarnished one of my friends told me that only toilet paper should touch that area, otherwise it's gay
Tarnished · 26-30, M
@deadgerbil They’re just creating special white sprinkles to season the toilet seat.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
First of all hi again its skeetskeet and yeah i have this problem and its so annoying and my solution has been hand washing and saving the dirty water for consumption
deadgerbil · 26-30
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@SkeetSkeet So that's what happened to your brain!
Selah ·
I feel lightheaded
deadgerbil · 26-30
@Selah get serious. I need help
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
1. See below for a more aggressive bathroom based technique
2. Power washing - see second image below
Good luck 😬😬


2. Power washing - see second image below
Good luck 😬😬


OogieBoogie · F
Buy brown underwear
deadgerbil · 26-30
@OogieBoogie very practical, but I want to find the root of this issue
OogieBoogie · F
@deadgerbil I reckon someone is sneaking into your room at night and rubbing a chocolate bar down your crack .
Close ur window
Close ur window
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
I think you meant to say “does anyone ‘has’ this problem”
deadgerbil · 26-30
@WaryWitchWandering you'll have to touch it regardless, so I win
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
deadgerbil · 26-30
@WaryWitchWandering i don't have those stains!
Neoerectus · M
Water flowing is NOT scrubbing. One needs to actually clean the area with soap. Washing hands with soapy water after can set your mind at ease.
If still issues, "wet farts" can cause "skid marks." Get more fiber and less junk if an issue.
If still and issue, someone already talked about loose spincter.
If still issues, "wet farts" can cause "skid marks." Get more fiber and less junk if an issue.
If still and issue, someone already talked about loose spincter.
HannahSky · F
Would you people stop writing this 💩?
HannahSky · F
@deadgerbil I have no advice for this crap that shouldn't even be a problem.
deadgerbil · 26-30
@HannahSky way to be judgment
HannahSky · F
@deadgerbil that's right!
Straylight · 31-35, F
Probably something wrong with the underwear. I’d recommend switching brands.
deadgerbil · 26-30
@Straylight let me get your used
Straylight · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil I gotcha. 

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
You need a power washer
cerealguy · 26-30, M
It's the skin cells bruh
They gotta shed one way or another and with that place, they kinda fall due to gravity
Neck collars are another place where this happens
They gotta shed one way or another and with that place, they kinda fall due to gravity
Neck collars are another place where this happens
SUPERVlXEN · F
Please have a seat in the waiting room...
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Sounds hygienic.
deadgerbil · 26-30
@mindstruggle precisely, barring the stains. I need help
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil
Idk man, you need prayers.
Idk man, you need prayers.
LemonWorld · F
Smh
deadgerbil · 26-30
@LemonWorld let me joke in peace
greensnacks · F
Whyyyyy
butt plug
reflectingmonkey · 51-55, M
let water run between your cheeks??? LOL 😂🤣
deadgerbil · 26-30
@reflectingmonkey anything other than water touching there is gay
reflectingmonkey · 51-55, M
@deadgerbil how to freak out someone homophobic? tell them they are already gay because they have made their own penis cum hundreds of times, they are experts at manipulating a penis, they have touched a penis and felt aroused way more often then they felt that touching a vagina.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Because
you don't fart water.
You can buy dark underwear and wear pads that us women have for hygienic underwear use. I don't know why men don't use it, it's not like you are cleaner.
you don't fart water.
You can buy dark underwear and wear pads that us women have for hygienic underwear use. I don't know why men don't use it, it's not like you are cleaner.
thanks for best answer. and always remember....... rinse well. LOL
Wiseacre · F
I guess u have to scrub harder. No, it doesn't happen bc I always scrub after BMs.
Diotrephes · 70-79, M
@deadgerbil If you have shit stains on your underwear you should consider buying a bidet attachment to install on your home toilet. They range from about $40 to $500.
https://www.thespruce.com/best-bidet-attachments-4154316
"If you are using the bidet properly, and if your bidet is of high quality, you should not have to use toilet paper to wipe yourself clean. A high-quality bidet will clean your backside more thoroughly than any amount of wiping. However, you may want to use a small amount of toilet paper to dry yourself."
https://biobidet.com/blogs/news/do-you-need-to-wipe-after-using-a-bidet#:~:text=If%20you%20are%20using%20the,toilet%20paper%20to%20dry%20yourself.
You can get a simple spray bottle bidet for about $6.00.
You can also have a serious medical condition that requires treatment, especially if it's bloody or an off color, such as black. However, if you take iron pills your stools will be black.
From the River to the Sea and From the Sea to the River Jordan.
https://www.thespruce.com/best-bidet-attachments-4154316
"If you are using the bidet properly, and if your bidet is of high quality, you should not have to use toilet paper to wipe yourself clean. A high-quality bidet will clean your backside more thoroughly than any amount of wiping. However, you may want to use a small amount of toilet paper to dry yourself."
https://biobidet.com/blogs/news/do-you-need-to-wipe-after-using-a-bidet#:~:text=If%20you%20are%20using%20the,toilet%20paper%20to%20dry%20yourself.
You can get a simple spray bottle bidet for about $6.00.
You can also have a serious medical condition that requires treatment, especially if it's bloody or an off color, such as black. However, if you take iron pills your stools will be black.
From the River to the Sea and From the Sea to the River Jordan.
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Wash well with soap and water between your butt cheeks. It sounds like your anal sphincter is "loose". You can Google some exercises to do to tighten it up, much like women can do with Kegel exercises.
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Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@BlueGreenGrey Not bad!
Wiseacre · F
The solution is Baby Wipes.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
I wash myself with soap.
TrashCat · M
The solution is obvious. You need to dig in there deep with your fingers and scrape out all that sludge
NerdyPotato · M
Get some hydrochloric acid and make sure to get it deep into every crevice of your underwear and body.
deadgerbil · 26-30
@NerdyPotato I have sensitive skin
NerdyPotato · M
@deadgerbil no worries, it can get any type of skin clean (off). 😌

SW-User
You need proper British bog roll
deadgerbil · 26-30
@SW-User you can help me use it

SW-User
@deadgerbil There’s plenty of Brits on here that can take up that task
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just wipe it on ur couch
deadgerbil · 26-30
@deathfairy can I wipe it on your couch first
WalkingDeadLover · M
First of all hi again its TheBabaYaga and yeah I have that problem and its so fucking annoying and my solution has been hand washing them
deadgerbil · 26-30
@WalkingDeadLover I'll give that a try
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
I read through all the replies and I am scared at some of the replies


MethDozer · M
I just drag my ass across the carpet before getting dressed in the morning.
empanadas · 31-35, M
My fellow shadow brother, you must change to d!@p€rz
empanadas · 31-35, M
deadgerbil · 26-30
@empanadas they clicked for a reason but are too shy to participate
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deadgerbil · 26-30
@BlueGreenGrey informative, I need no anal leakage
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