Female leaders in battle were to be feared, Ellen of Troy, the 'face that launched a thousand shrimps' and invented

the Trojan horse which was made of wood as she could not afford a real one but but still managed to defeat Napoleon Bonacorde at the battle of Hastings while riding on its back.

It did not end well as she ended up being hung from the guillotine.

Who is your favourite heroin from the past?

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Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F Best Comment

Ellen was a slut and never return my lipstick that she borrowed for a “date” with Achilles.

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Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F

@AndysLoft 😫

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@Pinkstarburst Achilles wasn't much better, he was a bit of a heel if you ask me.

Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F

@AndysLoft Such a drama Queen. One little knick on the heel and he crumbles. If you look at pics of him, right above his belt buckle??? That’s my shade of lipstick!!!!

deadgerbil · 26-30

My favorite heroin from the past would be Liz Truss, for she stood amongst 300 Geeks, specifically Spartans, and fought the Pasta Immortals. Her spirit lives on and lead the UK to be the umpire on which the chimpanzee never set on

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@deadgerbil Indeed, she was the inspiration that pushed Gandhi forward.

deadgerbil · 26-30

@AndysLoft legend has it her ashes were guarded for millions of years until Michael Jackson moonwalked into them, thus creating the hologram in the sky we see today