Were dinosaurs vegan? Well science is divided on the matter but let us look at the largest dinosaur... the 'T Rex' and how they coexisted with humans

I have a few books on this by fellow experts in the field of Dinosaur research. Sharing the knowledge gleaned, apparently many fossils of tree living chimps - in fact thousands - have been dug up, the fossils very much mangled. The upshot is - and this is only theory mind - that the dinosaurs, as they digested the trees, when such trees were full of chimps, they would spit them out at various stages of mastication. Thus suggesting they were indeed vegan, not wishing to ingest the chimps.

Obviously further studies need to be made. In fact, I shall be making a field trip to Epping Forest next week.

Professor, as always you're out standing in your field. Thank you for helping us understand the real reason Marc Bolan died. His car hit a Tree Rex.. So they must have been alive in the early 1970's and ultimately dinosaurs were responsible for the creation of Glam Rock! Absolute proof that man (and the occasional worried woman) lived with the dinosaurs..

Also...

I do have a theory behind the mad scientist George Speri Sperti the inventor of Preparation H, and why dinosaurs who sat around on cold damp boulders on their "T" breaks were plagued with bottom problems. Hence the term Saurus at the end of their name.. As you know Dino in Greek means Terrible and Saurus means hemorrhoids.. Thank you Dr. George Speri Sperti and the dinosaurs for collaborating on peoples bottom problems. I would expound more but I fear this is not the appropriate forum (too many disbelievers) and i need to focus on this flagon of cheap cooking wine first..

I've not heard of this before. I'll run this by professor Ken Ham and zoologist Kent E. Hovind

Who IS this 'Peter o'Dactyl'?

You have a great imagination. Do you always write fiction?

To the extent of my knowledge, many dinosaurs were herbivorous, like the Brontosaurus, the Triceratops and the Stegosaurus.

The Tyrranosaurus Rex, velociraptor, Pterodactyl, and Dilophosaurus, however,were carnivorous.

This does sound vaguely familiar…🤔

We all know some were herbivores. Like all animals, it’s varies depending on species.

LOL!

(I assume you are being satirical!)

Genius! :D

They were, until Adam ate that apple and blamed it on Eve. This is backed up by science and the vast majority of biblical scholars.

Angels on a pin ... (to the tune of 'Angels in the Night') ... I'm always counting
Angels on a pinhead .....

Probably all Made up.