Were dinosaurs vegan? Well science is divided on the matter but let us look at the largest dinosaur... the 'T Rex' and how they coexisted with humans

all those thousands of years (yes, thousands...perhaps as long as 6000 years ago). Well, let us look at the name, the 'T Rex. This actually means the 'Tree Rexington' and this dinosaur used its huge teeth to cut down huge trees to make the World habitable. The T Rex also ate the trees it cut down and did not eat meat. But! (I hear you ask), what was the relationship with humans?

Well humans were the first life form on our Earth and we used the T Rex to clear the big trees away and dig canals for the future populations, we had a good relationship but we must not forget that 6000 years ago humans stood over 125 feet tall so the Tree Rex would have been in awe of our ancestors. What do I mean by 'awe', well the dinosaurs would have looked at our ancestors and thought 'awe, look at the size of them...I will not be messing with them.

Thoughts please.

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Majorlatency · M

Professor, as always you're out standing in your field. Thank you for helping us understand the real reason Marc Bolan died. His car hit a Tree Rex.. So they must have been alive in the early 1970's and ultimately dinosaurs were responsible for the creation of Glam Rock! Absolute proof that man (and the occasional worried woman) lived with the dinosaurs..

Also...

I do have a theory behind the mad scientist George Speri Sperti the inventor of Preparation H, and why dinosaurs who sat around on cold damp boulders on their "T" breaks were plagued with bottom problems. Hence the term Saurus at the end of their name.. As you know Dino in Greek means Terrible and Saurus means hemorrhoids.. Thank you Dr. George Speri Sperti and the dinosaurs for collaborating on peoples bottom problems. I would expound more but I fear this is not the appropriate forum (too many disbelievers) and i need to focus on this flagon of cheap cooking wine first..

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Majorlatency This seems to be the only plausible explanation Sir.

Majorlatency · M

@AndysAttic Thank you..
Profe..ss... *slides under the table*

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Majorlatency Sir, I warned you about not cleaning up after salt dancing...My dear friend Eunuch Dave had his accident that way.

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

@Majorlatency You are impressive with your knowledge of science sir.🤠

Majorlatency · M

@AndysAttic Professor, I can't speak now due to an excess alcohol induced contusion in my brain. (It happened when my head hit the floor) ...

By means of a novel drinking straw apparatus and a series of blowing and sucking I can type words on my keyboard. (A bit like the late astrofiz astonom....errm astrologer Professor Steve Dawkins) Mmmmm (sorry I have a bit of a stutter) Mmy new girlfriend Tit..Tit.Titania a graduate of the world renowned Luton College of Fashion has spent hours crafting this fabulous SCU sweat shirt. I would like to market to your audience in time for Christmas...
I can drop ship to your dumpster..

Let me know soon, due to a spell checker error, my initial order for 30 units got converted to 30 tons.. Titania is drowning in sweatshirts..

Helppp!

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Majorlatency I will immediately add this to our catalogue Sir, Dan the drunk is currently drawing it on a soiled beermat but I suspect we will sell thousands of these...the soiled beer mat's, the T Shirt may need some work.

Majorlatency · M

@Nitedoc Well thank you sir!.. I see you're a fellow medical scientist. Are you by any chance related to Nite Nurse the famous flu and party medicine practitioner?

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AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Majorlatency Sir, indeed...I know Doris well.

Majorlatency · M

@AndysAttic Professor, thank you and Dan the drunk (is he by chance one of the famous Hull and Barnsley Drunks, is so I think I know him, there again there's so many of the Drunk famiy across Merry Olde England) Give my regards. Ask him if he remembers me, we spent a night in the Drunk Tank together (must be one of his ancestral homes!) I was the one arrested on the docks wearing a tutu..

All this blowing and sucking. I'm knackered..

The police called it appears Titania may have suffocated. PC Nabb the plain clothes policeman has spent 30 minutes giving her mouth to mouth and fondling her chest looking for a heart beat.

I will keep you posted about the 30 tons of sweatshirts..