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Kid's have just come home ranting about some nonsense that World is older than 6000 years. What the heck do they teach in bloody school these days?

Bloody teachers, didn't they go to school teaching the kids crap like this...Only last week my oldest came home trying to tell me that we were descended from the Monkee's.

No more school for them, I will teach them at home...that way they will receive a damned proper education.
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bijouxbroussard · F Best Comment
These were our ancestors ? 😳
Jacko1971 · 51-55, M
@originnone he died recently.
@Jacko1971 Mickey Dolenz is still alive.
Jacko1971 · 51-55, M
@bijouxbroussard yes he is. I must have imagined that then. Oops

TrunkZ · 56-60, M
You don't have to tell me twice. After reading your post... I'm a Believer...

Oh damn 😔😔
My Mum says I look like Mike Nesmith when I put her tea cozy on my head. Perhaps I am decended from one of the Monkees..
MichaelDemiboy · 51-55, M
@Majorlatency [media=https://youtu.be/MxALH_3qadg]
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
GAH! Don’t they realize that we are the love children of ancient aliens and angels???
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
They don't teach the Bible. They teach atheistic science
Kstrong · 56-60, F
@deadgerbil dinosaurs did roam the earth, fossil record shows that.... wasn't it taught that a world wide catastrophe anilhated them, laying down the mud and the weight of flood waters provide the conditions for the fossil record?.... hmmmmmmm, dont ya think that a world wide flood could have done that changing the atmospheric conditions?!
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Kstrong in the same fashion scientists lie about the age of the earth, they also fabricated the existence of various animals. The Bible makes no mention of dinosaurs
Kstrong · 56-60, F
@deadgerbil dinosaurs are reptiles. They grow continually... God created on day 6, let the earth bring forth living creatures after their kind....
HarryHawk · 61-69, M
Are they teaching Charles Dickens' Theory of Ovulation?
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Why bother teaching them at all if they are going to believe gibberish? Get them jobs where they can learn how to make a living. The coal mines are usually hiring.
SW-User
Bloody well better sort it out then before them teachers and kids have us all back in the Rolling Stone Ages. A proper classical edification is the thing, as me dear old mum did used to say.
The fact that you have the title “ teacher” does not mean you can teach nor know what you’re espousing. No intent to paint w/ a broad brush as there are great, amazing, better said, “ educators” who merit recognition and praise for the job they do in the classroom.
akindheart · 61-69, F
yet our kids don't know how to write cursive or tell the time on a real clock
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@akindheart We just go with the flow Sir.
SW-User
The education system is controlled by the elites, brainwashing the kids.
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
If we are descended from the Monkees, we should all be taking that last train to Clarksville.
Humans are the lame branch in the family. 🦧
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@EarthlingWise what did potatoes descend from? 🥔🥴
@BittersweetPotato Potatoes are related to hermaphrodite Solanum Maglias. 🐒
Yeah make them watch Kent Hovind and Ken Ham videos... not that "emperical evidence" crap.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
SW-User
And now I have that song stuck in my head😢🤣
Musicman · 61-69, MVIP
Last year a friend's daughter came home from school and told her parents that the Japanese had no choice in attacking Pearl Harbor after we dropped an atomic bomb on them. 🤦‍♂️ That's what the teacher taught them in history class that day. 🤦‍♂️☹️
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
@Musicman What in the world are they teaching kids these days??? Teachers are totally inept. Everyone knows it was the Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor!! I guess they have never seen Animal House before. Even Bluto knows more about history than today's incompetent educators.
@Musicman
and told her parents that the Japanese had no choice in attacking Pearl Harbor after we dropped an atomic bomb on them.


 
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