Kid's have just come home ranting about some nonsense that World is older than 6000 years. What the heck do they teach in bloody school these days?

Bloody teachers, didn't they go to school teaching the kids crap like this...Only last week my oldest came home trying to tell me that we were descended from the Monkee's.

No more school for them, I will teach them at home...that way they will receive a damned proper education.