Police State UK...I was arrested for eating a bag of crisps whilst walking along the pavement.

Indeed, not long ago I was minding my own business when I found myself surrounded by police men and women...well, not quite surrounded as there were only two of them. They were questioning me about my crisps and then hauled me into the back of a police car and took me to the station. I was angry, I said since when has it become illegal to eat crisps...SINCE WHEN? I demanded to see the person in charge, they obliged but the inspector could give me no satisfactory answer about why I was arrested for eating a bag of crisps. Instead she tried to change the subject by saying I was not arrested for eating the crisps, I was arrested for stealing them from the corner shop, vomiting on the shop floor and relieving myself on the doorstep. She said that I was drunk and disorderly but we both knew...in our heart of hearts I was arrested for eating a bag of crisps...Police State.