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Police State UK...I was arrested for eating a bag of crisps whilst walking along the pavement.

Indeed, not long ago I was minding my own business when I found myself surrounded by police men and women...well, not quite surrounded as there were only two of them. They were questioning me about my crisps and then hauled me into the back of a police car and took me to the station. I was angry, I said since when has it become illegal to eat crisps...SINCE WHEN? I demanded to see the person in charge, they obliged but the inspector could give me no satisfactory answer about why I was arrested for eating a bag of crisps. Instead she tried to change the subject by saying I was not arrested for eating the crisps, I was arrested for stealing them from the corner shop, vomiting on the shop floor and relieving myself on the doorstep. She said that I was drunk and disorderly but we both knew...in our heart of hearts I was arrested for eating a bag of crisps...Police State.
LordShadowfire46-50, MVIP Best Comment
You poor man. I hope things start going better for you. 馃槅

MorvorenF
I call bullshit. As someone who also enjoys a bag of crisps when walking home.

Wait鈥 I missed the joke馃う馃徏鈥嶁檧锔
MorvorenF
@Morvoren What an idiot
NimbusM
It was salt & vinegar, wasn't it.
You know how police feel about salt & vinegar and yet you still taunted them.
Shame on you.
Try Cheese & Onion next time.
TheStarsareout56-60, M
What did you learn form this 馃
Haroldhugh56-60, M
@TheStarsareout Not to eat crisps.
TheStarsareout56-60, M
@Haroldhugh I hope they were not cheese and onion lol
Haroldhugh56-60, M
@TheStarsareout Salt N' Vinegar I think, I was shitfaced at the time.
deadgerbil22-25
Good post
Max4126-30, M
Europeans are weird .
MorvorenF
@Max41 It鈥檚 interesting you think so given the warnings on your account

Max4126-30, M
@Morvoren Yep I m bad for telling terrorist americans to not do terrorism .
I have no problem how many of you report as well .

 
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