Don't Vote Biden or Trump, vote Fluffkin Your new president, ladies and gentlemen.

Matt85 · 36-40, M

I'm not American but I don't think that matters. Fluffkin for 2024!

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

His policy is to knock the economy off a shelf, and he’ll sniff catnip in the Oval Office!

We need a more dogged nominee!
Falcor 2024!

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

The White House is old and could probably use a good mouser

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

That’s a face you can trust

RoxClymer · 41-45, M

I am waiting for someone of some standing to point out most Americans don't vote, Meaning most Americans don't want either candidate

Neman1622 · 41-45, M

What about Pedro?

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

I'm in. Gentle butt scratches for everyone!

scooogy · 31-35, MVIP

How about this guy

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Fluffkin 2024