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I cant stand you you hear me!! You hear me?! 👀🔥

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laurieluvsit · 26-30, F

...but besides that you're having a wonderful day? ...lol

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TJNewton · M

@laurieluvsit So what exactly do you love then ?

laurieluvsit · 26-30, F

@TJNewton
Some intrigue must remain, but I promise there's no rocket science involved ...lol

TJNewton · M

@laurieluvsit Lol that actually sounds interesting 😂😂

Matt85 · 36-40, M

yes you said that before 😎

Eklipse · F

@Matt85 how dare you?! Youll stay in those dungeons! 🦨

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@Eklipse Awesome (it's very hard to punish me)😎

Eklipse · F

@Matt85 dont push your luck....

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Fine! Polish your own. 🔱😒

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Eklipse · F

@Degbeme take what? Need some water? ...🥛

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Eklipse I need coffee!

Eklipse · F

@Degbeme coffee it is then

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

Yes, I hear you.... am I to be thrown into the dungeons? I swear I have a black cat named Cleo beside me, with the attributes of a bratty national ballet dancer who is awaiting and lurching for his chance to become a panther. He becomes rather protective of me.

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Eklipse · F

@thewindupbirdchronicles *gives a look of disbelief* might have to tell my guards to investigate this....pet...👀

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

@Eklipse it's your peril,

Eklipse · F

@thewindupbirdchronicles Catussss 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

I got that part figured out a long time ago.

Eklipse · F

@FloorGenAdm poor soul....you did nothing about it

Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

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Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

@Eklipse Since when do we require an audience 😌.

Eklipse · F

@Iknowyourouttheresomewhere Just take him away .....😑

Iknowyourouttheresomewhere · M

@Eklipse Gotta catch me first 😉

Djac17 · 22-25, M

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Eklipse · F

@Djac17 so? I wont be silenced!

DavidScott · 51-55, M

Eklipse · F

@DavidScott give that here ...*takes the notepad and throw it out of the window*

Ontheroad · M

I believe I got the message. You want to go out for coffee with me, right?🤣

Eklipse · F

@Ontheroad only if I get extra hazelnut syrup!

Ontheroad · M

@Eklipse Well of course, and a dollop of whipped cream if you like.

Submissiveiendencies · 18-21

Ok .I’ll leave but I’ll never coming back

Eklipse · F

@Submissiveiendencies get your butt back here we arent done here! 🔥😑

Submissiveiendencies · 18-21

@Eklipse Yes MISTRESS

Eklipse · F

@Submissiveiendencies better ...🔱 Itll spare you my wrath

Ferric67 · M

i've heard you, over and over again

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Ferric67 · M

@Eklipse i'm a patient dude, I don't mind hearing you out

Eklipse · F

@Ferric67 Lets just get coffee....☕

Ferric67 · M

Classified · M

👀
That guy over there you mean, right? 😶

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Classified · M

@Eklipse He could hear you. He already ran off. 😶

Eklipse · F

@Classified not if its who I think it is

Classified · M

@Eklipse He deaf? 😯

HootyTheNightOwl

How do I hear you with that freaking mike in front of your face??? 🤔🤔🤔

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SomeMichGuy · M

No.

The audio isn't coming through.

Eklipse · F

@SomeMichGuy *throws said audio device at you* 🤣🔥

SomeMichGuy · M

@Eklipse Oh...so YOU were the one screaming? ok

Eklipse · F

@SomeMichGuy No, your device is faulty. Taks it back 😌

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

I can barely stand myself sometimes, you're in good company

Eklipse · F

@Starcrossed you can come keep me company? 🌹

HumanEarth · 56-60, M

Let me turn up my hearing aid. Now what was that you said

Eklipse · F

@HumanEarth Dungeons! Now! 😑 ⚔️

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

"Aw baby don't be like that. I loves you." (BURP)

Eklipse · F

@badminton dungeons....🦨 youll love the skunk

soulshadow · 36-40, M

What no pitchfork after all this time? Tisk tisk

Eklipse · F

@soulshadow theyre uhh....under maintenance

PoeticPlay · 51-55, M

So fall for me.

Eklipse · F

@PoeticPlay nice...real nice for this...🔱

PoeticPlay · 51-55, M

@Eklipse
Ooooh Baby dats what I like! 🤣

Eklipse · F

@PoeticPlay masochist 😛

Benjago · 41-45, M

I know, I know.

Eklipse · F

@Benjago Dungeons....*seethes drumming fingers on the armrest* 🔥

Benjago · 41-45, M

@Eklipse The cool drafty air and the clinking of chains against the stone wall.

Eklipse · F

@Benjago Oh no no no .....you only deserve the skunks 🦨

SW-User

Got it

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SW-User

@Eklipse Harsh

Eklipse · F

@SW-User ill tell my guard to gag you if you persist

SW-User

Mudkip · 31-35, M

Leaving 👋

Eklipse · F

@Mudkip oh no you dont....[i]guards! ⚔️[/i]

Mudkip · 31-35, M

meJess · F

I’ll sit down then

Eklipse · F

@meJess yeah you do that ....

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Time to switch to decaf

Eklipse · F

@HoraceGreenley yes switch to decaf ....

Sequoia51 · 70-79, M

Yes

Eklipse · F

@Sequoia51 go to the dungeons...guards! 🔱

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

😱💔

Eklipse · F

PhoenixPhail · M

🦻 [b][i]WHAT?[/i][/b]

travelguy01 · 41-45, M

Yes

Eklipse · F

@travelguy01 Dont yes me like that! 🔥

NinaTina · 26-30, F

Then sit

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Eklipse · F

@NinaTina ill swap. If you dont ill throw you over 🤣

NinaTina · 26-30, F

@Eklipse sounds like fun😀

Eklipse · F

@NinaTina oh it definitely will be 😌

TJNewton · M

Thanks i'll sleep better knowing that 👍

Eklipse · F

@TJNewton beware the skunk under your bed 🦨

TJNewton · M

@Eklipse Lol ok :)

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Eklipse · F

@Darksideinthenight2 because I got guts, because Im a gaslighter 🔥👀

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Submissiveiendencies · 18-21

@Eklipse I can take it.

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