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I cant stand you you hear me!! You hear me?! 👀🔥

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laurieluvsit · 26-30, F

...but besides that you're having a wonderful day? ...lol

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TjNewton · M

@laurieluvsit So what exactly do you love then ?

laurieluvsit · 26-30, F

@TjNewton
Some intrigue must remain, but I promise there's no rocket science involved ...lol

TjNewton · M

@laurieluvsit Lol that actually sounds interesting 😂😂

Matt85 · 36-40, M

yes you said that before 😎

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Matt85 how dare you?! Youll stay in those dungeons! 🦨

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@Rilyn Awesome (it's very hard to punish me)😎

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Matt85 dont push your luck....

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Fine! Polish your own. 🔱😒

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Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Degbeme take what? Need some water? ...🥛

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Rilyn I need coffee!

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Degbeme coffee it is then

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

Yes, I hear you.... am I to be thrown into the dungeons? I swear I have a black cat named Cleo beside me, with the attributes of a bratty national ballet dancer who is awaiting and lurching for his chance to become a panther. He becomes rather protective of me.

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Rilyn · 31-35, F

@thewindupbirdchronicles *gives a look of disbelief* might have to tell my guards to investigate this....pet...👀

thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M

@Rilyn it's your peril,

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@thewindupbirdchronicles Catussss 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

I got that part figured out a long time ago.

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@FloorGenAdm poor soul....you did nothing about it

SW-User

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SW-User

@Rilyn Since when do we require an audience 😌.

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@SW-User Just take him away .....😑

SW-User

@Rilyn Gotta catch me first 😉

Djac17 · 22-25, M

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Djac17 so? I wont be silenced!

SW-User

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@SW-User give that here ...*takes the notepad and throw it out of the window*

Ontheroad · M

I believe I got the message. You want to go out for coffee with me, right?🤣

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Ontheroad only if I get extra hazelnut syrup!

Ontheroad · M

@Rilyn Well of course, and a dollop of whipped cream if you like.

Classified · M

👀
That guy over there you mean, right? 😶

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Classified · M

@Rilyn He could hear you. He already ran off. 😶

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Classified not if its who I think it is

Classified · M

@Rilyn He deaf? 😯

Ferric67 · M

i've heard you, over and over again

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Ferric67 · M

@Rilyn i'm a patient dude, I don't mind hearing you out

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Ferric67 Lets just get coffee....☕

Ferric67 · M

@Rilyn ☕

Submissiveiendencies · 22-25

Ok .I’ll leave but I’ll never coming back

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Submissiveiendencies get your butt back here we arent done here! 🔥😑

Submissiveiendencies · 22-25

@Rilyn Yes MISTRESS

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Submissiveiendencies better ...🔱 Itll spare you my wrath

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

I can barely stand myself sometimes, you're in good company

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Starcrossed you can come keep me company? 🌹

HootyTheNightOwl

How do I hear you with that freaking mike in front of your face??? 🤔🤔🤔

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SomeMichGuy · M

No.

The audio isn't coming through.

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@SomeMichGuy *throws said audio device at you* 🤣🔥

SomeMichGuy · M

@Rilyn Oh...so YOU were the one screaming? ok

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@SomeMichGuy No, your device is faulty. Taks it back 😌

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

Let me turn up my hearing aid. Now what was that you said

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@HumanEarth Dungeons! Now! 😑 ⚔️

soulshadow · 36-40, M

What no pitchfork after all this time? Tisk tisk

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@soulshadow theyre uhh....under maintenance

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

"Aw baby don't be like that. I loves you." (BURP)

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@badminton dungeons....🦨 youll love the skunk

SW-User

Got it

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SW-User

@Rilyn Harsh

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@SW-User ill tell my guard to gag you if you persist

SW-User

@Rilyn 🤐

PoeticPlay · 51-55, M

So fall for me.

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@PoeticPlay nice...real nice for this...🔱

PoeticPlay · 51-55, M

@Rilyn
Ooooh Baby dats what I like! 🤣

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@PoeticPlay masochist 😛

Mudkip · 31-35, M

Leaving 👋

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Mudkip oh no you dont....guards! ⚔️

Mudkip · 31-35, M

@Rilyn 😤

meJess · F

I’ll sit down then

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@meJess yeah you do that ....

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Time to switch to decaf

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@HoraceGreenley yes switch to decaf ....

Sequoia51 · 70-79, M

Yes

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Sequoia51 go to the dungeons...guards! 🔱

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

😱💔

Rilyn · 31-35, F

PhoenixPhail · M

🦻 WHAT?

SW-User

Yes

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@SW-User Dont yes me like that! 🔥

NinaTina · 26-30, F

Then sit

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Rilyn · 31-35, F

@NinaTina ill swap. If you dont ill throw you over 🤣

NinaTina · 26-30, F

@Rilyn sounds like fun😀

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@NinaTina oh it definitely will be 😌

TjNewton · M

Thanks i'll sleep better knowing that 👍

Rilyn · 31-35, F

@TjNewton beware the skunk under your bed 🦨

TjNewton · M

@Rilyn Lol ok :)

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Rilyn · 31-35, F

@Darksideinthenight2 because I got guts, because Im a gaslighter 🔥👀

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Submissiveiendencies · 22-25

@Rilyn I can take it.

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Submissiveiendencies · 22-25

@Rilyn why

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Rilyn · 31-35, F

@SW-User Dungeons....*seethes drumming fingers on the armrest* 🔥

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Rilyn · 31-35, F

@SW-User Oh no no no .....you only deserve the skunks 🦨

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