What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg line?

For me, it changes from time to time. Today I think it's:

... "my belt is holding up my pants and my belt loops are holding up my belt. ..so what's really going on down there? Who's the real hero?" 😆😁😄

RIP Mitch Hedberg 😇

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bijouxbroussard · F

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t want to eat the fish. They just want to make it late for something.

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard whats up with the people passing out fliers outside of night clubs.. it's like they're saying, "here, you throw this away."