What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg line?

For me, it changes from time to time. Today I think it's:

... "my belt is holding up my pants and my belt loops are holding up my belt. ..so what's really going on down there? Who's the real hero?" 😆😁😄

RIP Mitch Hedberg 😇

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Madmonk · M

Every time I bake a potato I think of him

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@Madmonk "by the time it's done, ..who knows..."

Madmonk · M

@Jayciedubb every. Single. Time.

The dude was pure genius

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

" sometimes I forget to take off the emergency brake and I'll drive 10 miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say much about me as a driver but it says even less about the emergency brake. They shouldn't call it an emergency brake. They should call it an emergency make the car smell funny lever." 😆😅😁

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@Madmonk what about when you eat "corn off of the cob," or donuts..or pancakes. ..lol

Now that you mention it, i do think of him every time i get sick of pancakes after being so stoked about them just minutes before. ..and when i eat corn ..and anytime I'm asked if i want my receipt for some take-out i just purchased.. "no need to bring ink and paper into this." ..