What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg line?

For me, it changes from time to time. Today I think it's:

... "my belt is holding up my pants and my belt loops are holding up my belt. ..so what's really going on down there? Who's the real hero?" 😆😁😄

RIP Mitch Hedberg 😇

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Benjago · 41-45, M

"Do I want a frozen banana? No. But I might want a regular banana later. So yes."

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@Benjago " I used to do drugs. I still do drugs but I used to do them too."