I was singing Sinatra in the carAnd I was doing the horn section with my mouth like "BPHHRUHH BUUH BUUURR BUH BUUH" and I forgot I had the window down and some guy was on a run probably like who's this goober? š I actually don't care
Q: How is Gym Jordan like Rudy The Red Nosed?A: Neither one can pass a barā¦ ā¦but they sure can make it to the bottom of a bottle!
It's May, and yet I had to make a fire in the wood stoveThe planet is not warming, people. I wish it was!
My toilet humorI name my toilet Jim instead of John so I could tell my friends I went to the gym every day
Did you ever see a cat wearing a hat down by the bay?Did you ever see a goat rowing a boat down by the bay?
OMG I left the SW Image Page open on my desk at workAt least 10 people will see it before I get there in the morning. š What should I do?
Geography, jokeHey Tammy, have you met my cousin from LA no I havenāt you never told me you had relatives from California. No not California LA.,āLower Alabama š
Redneck of the day, CourtneyHey Tammy, I reckon old Jimbos in jail. Say what? Yeah, he went to Courtney and they locked him up.