Post a funny one-liner.

I told my spouse the truth. I told tgem I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then they told me the truth: that they was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender!

Hey, i resemble that remark ...

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

A horse walks onto a bar. The bartender says, " Why the long face?"

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.