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It’s well known fact that Hitler frequently consulted astrologers

and occultists for guidance during World War II.

One day, feeling confident about Germany’s progress, he summoned his chief astrologer.

“You’ve given me great advice,” Hitler said. “But there’s something important you’ve never told me—when will I die?”

The astrologer hesitated, then replied, “Mein Führer, you will die on a Jewish holiday.”

Hitler’s eyes widened. “A Jewish holiday? That’s terrible! Which one?”

The astrologer shrugged. “Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday.”
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