TheGreatestEver123 · 41-45, M
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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@TheGreatestEver123 what
TheGreatestEver123 · 41-45, M
@SW-User Elvis parsley
TheGreatestEver123 · 41-45, M
@SW-User what’s red and sits in the corner?
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Nanori · F
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redredred · M
A guy jumps into a confessional at a Catholic Church. He says,
“Father, my name is Morris Goldberg. Im 78 years old and married. I’m having a crazy fling with a 20 year-old aerobics instructor. We have sex 3 or 4 times a day every day. It’s wild”
The priest responds,
“Mr. Goldberg are you in my parish?
“No Father, Im Jewish I attend at temple Beth El.
“Well, sir, why are you telling me this?”
“Father, Im telling everybody!!!
“Father, my name is Morris Goldberg. Im 78 years old and married. I’m having a crazy fling with a 20 year-old aerobics instructor. We have sex 3 or 4 times a day every day. It’s wild”
The priest responds,
“Mr. Goldberg are you in my parish?
“No Father, Im Jewish I attend at temple Beth El.
“Well, sir, why are you telling me this?”
“Father, Im telling everybody!!!
mindstruggle · F
I'm a joke, so feel free to look at my wall.

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@mindstruggle your response was enough to make me giggle 🤭
SUPERVlXEN · F
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That's the hottest joke I had today 🥵
That's the hottest joke I had today 🥵
mindstruggle · F
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I was not even joking. 😐
I was not even joking. 😐
redredred · M
Did you hear about the guy who had a dog with no legs? Twice a day he took it out for a scrape
YoMomma ·
Did you hear about the guy who became a millionaire after he got married?

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@Jokersswild he became a millionaire after he got married thus he wasn't a millionaire before he got married. Thus the question was kind of stupid of him to ask.
Starfish would correct me if I'm wrong but that's how I understood it 😅
Starfish would correct me if I'm wrong but that's how I understood it 😅
YoMomma ·
@SW-User he was a billionaire before 😅

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@YoMomma dang it that makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂
noexpectations1 · 41-45, M
What do you call Winnie the Pooh's grandmother?
Pooh nani...
Pooh nani...
Fullmetal · 51-55, M
How does a non binary person kill people?
They / them....
They / them....
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Punches · 46-50, F
@WillaKissing why not exactly?
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
