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TheGreatestEver123 · 41-45, M
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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TheGreatestEver123 · 41-45, M
@SW-User Elvis parsley
TheGreatestEver123 · 41-45, M
@SW-User what’s red and sits in the corner?

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Nanori · F
Life
redredred · M
A guy jumps into a confessional at a Catholic Church. He says,
“Father, my name is Morris Goldberg. Im 78 years old and married. I’m having a crazy fling with a 20 year-old aerobics instructor. We have sex 3 or 4 times a day every day. It’s wild”

The priest responds,
“Mr. Goldberg are you in my parish?
“No Father, Im Jewish I attend at temple Beth El.
“Well, sir, why are you telling me this?”
“Father, Im telling everybody!!!
I'm a joke, so feel free to look at my wall.
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@mindstruggle your response was enough to make me giggle 🤭
SUPERVlXEN · F
@mindstruggle
That's the hottest joke I had today 🥵
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I was not even joking. 😐
redredred · M
Did you hear about the guy who had a dog with no legs? Twice a day he took it out for a scrape
YoMomma ·
Did you hear about the guy who became a millionaire after he got married?
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@Jokersswild he became a millionaire after he got married thus he wasn't a millionaire before he got married. Thus the question was kind of stupid of him to ask.

Starfish would correct me if I'm wrong but that's how I understood it 😅
YoMomma ·
@SW-User he was a billionaire before 😅
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@YoMomma dang it that makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂
noexpectations1 · 41-45, M
What do you call Winnie the Pooh's grandmother?

Pooh nani...
Fullmetal · 51-55, M
How does a non binary person kill people?
They / them....
Punches · 46-50, F
@WillaKissing why not exactly?

 
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