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What if I told you I've actually been a woman

Masquerading as a male profile this entire time??

Didn't see that coming, did you?
Miram · 31-35, F
I am a tree.

You can't beat that.

I am a whole tree with so many plant v à ginas every spring 🌸🌸🌸
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Miram *made of sticks*
Miram · 31-35, F
@caPnAhab This is so interesting, as if it knew you would take that picture
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Miram pretty cool how these just coincidentally form a human figure. I've seen plenty more accurate photos of trees but I thought this one was funny
SW-User
I was in a woman before.

I call her mama lol ❤
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caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@SW-User ah. Don't sweat it.
Hahah id say your lying cuz idk howta explain it but you sound like what i think a guy named nate would sound like
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@TryingtoLava yep, you already know me too well.
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
I use to be a troll on Usenet, decades ago, with literally several dozen usernames. 🙃
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@DeWayfarer a little bit of harmless trolling never hurt nobody no how, right?
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@caPnAhab the ContessaDeLaSade would agree with you! 🙃
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
Nice try, you give off wang vibes
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Jeephikelove Then I have duped you. Check mate
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@caPnAhab sure
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Jeephikelove Seriously though, I kind of thought I was generally ambiguous.
LetsDance · 22-25, F
I don't want to see anything coming.
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@LetsDance well, this is it
I wouldnt be surprised
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Shybutwilling2bfriends nothing is shocking, eh?
Everyone knows there are no women on here
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@pripyatamusementpark Are you sure? they're just undercover
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@pripyatamusementpark mmhm. Accurate
being · 36-40, F
Mhm I see you but I haven't gotten the chance to go deep lol so you could fool me still 😊
And wouldn't believe it for a second
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@MarbleMarvel well, I think you've probably already seen my face before lol. The trick wouldn't work then
@caPnAhab yup!
I don't think id believe you. But if so, alright then.
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@stound no, you'd be right not to believe me
Meh stranger things have happened
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo fact is stranger than fiction sometimes
Is this reverse reverse psychology ?😏
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@OogieBoogie The turntables are turntabling up in here
Are you that kind of guy who sits with his legs crossed 🤔

Or that kinda guy who can’t sit crossed legs bc their ballz are too big ☺
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@ThreeLittleBirds the world may never know 🧐
Bang5luts · M
Either way, you’ve got great taste in music. 👍🏽
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@bijouxbroussard it's not for everyone so I appreciate you thinking so! We both definitely do have some common likes and interests 😃
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@deathfairy it was all part of my master plan, to do absolutely nothing with this
JonnyTesticles · 36-40, M
You would be just 1 of the 1,000 other users doing the same
tenente · 100+, M
duh duh DUH!!!!!

caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@tenente
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