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A bit of a long joke ...

A sociology experiment involved an engineer, a chemist, and a mathematician. In the first round of experimentation, the participant walks into a room to find a trash can on fire.

The engineer walked in and saw the burning trash can. He poured a bunch of water on it and quenched it.

The chemist walked in and saw the burning trash can. After looking up the MSDS sheet for the contents of the trash can, she likewise poured a bunch of water on it.

The mathematician walked in and saw the trash can. He calculated the precise amount of water needed to quench the fire, and poured it on top, quenching it.

The second round of experimentation had the burning trash can placed on a desk.

The engineer saw the burning trash can on the desk and poured water again.

The chemist walked in to see the trash can on the table and on fire. She again consulted the MSDS sheet, just to be safe, and poured water on the fire.

The mathematician walked in and saw the burning trash can on the table. He picked up the trash can, placed it on the floor, and announced, "I have reduced this to a previously solved problem."
GeniUs · 56-60, M
That's too upmarket for this place, here this is more the idea:
3 scientists decide to see what would happen if they plug a pig's butt with a cork...
SparkleLeaf · 51-55
GeniUs · 56-60, M
@SparkleLeaf so they do it and after a fortnight the pig is swollen but no other side effects. They then decide to change tact and see what happens when the cork is removed but none of the scientists wants to do it so they get a trained monkey to complete the task. On the day the first scientist stands 20 feet behind the pig, the second 10 feet and the third 5 feet, so they can observe the pig from different distances. The monkey steps up and pulls the cork...there is a whooshing sound and a shitstorm emerges from the pig. The scientist furthest away is covered up to his ankles in shit but he can see the scientist ahead of him so wades through the crap and reaches him with the crap at waist level. They plough forward and start digging and eventually unearth the third scientist who has a big grin on his face. "Why are you laughing asks the first scientist?"
"Well" says the man covered in crap, "you should've seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in."
MissNoahLenFoxx · 31-35, F
Whomp whomp waaaah… lol

 
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