at my last job one of my employees asked me if i would have still hired her if she were a worm

and i told her yes and i thought about it when i went home and when i came in the next day i detailed how i would build her a special chair and how it would be her job to hit the "payment" button on the register while her human partner handed out their items and occasionally misted her so she wouldn't feel dry

then i was getting ready move and the person taking over my position came to my store she asked him if hed have hired her if she were a worm and he said "no"

when i find worms in the yard i pick them up and carry them to our yummy compost pile. but on my walk over i take videos and send them to her "me taking sarah to work if she was a worm" and i think its my favorite joke between us