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You’ve heard of Mansplaining. Now there’s Shelaborating.

This is where you ask a woman a yes or no question, and instead she’s still answering the question 15 minutes later.
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FlowersInHerHair · 51-55, F
There is only instance each when a woman will use these words.

“Yes”, will be repetitive and a man’s back or chest will be shredded by fingernails.

“No”, will be used when she realizes her battery operated boyfriend will have more moves and stamina.

Everthing else requires a detailed answer and explanation because the opposite sex won’t be listening anyway.
@FlowersInHerHair If there’s more than two vowels in the answer - correct are we absolutely aren’t listening. Because she’s already wasted too much time.
FlowersInHerHair · 51-55, F
@Decapito Y’all actually respond better to hand signals and clickers.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@FlowersInHerHair
because the opposite sex won’t be listening anyway.
And yet you're still talking. 😆

Seriously, though, I get the need to explain in more detail, because the answer isn't always a simple yes or no.
FlowersInHerHair · 51-55, F
@LordShadowfire The real fear should be when we stop talking 🤷🏻‍♀
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@FlowersInHerHair Yeah, that's terrifying.
@FlowersInHerHair Don't forget to fling a chunk of food at him after the clicker...