You’ve heard of Mansplaining. Now there’s Shelaborating.
This is where you ask a woman a yes or no question, and instead she’s still answering the question 15 minutes later.
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Pinkstarburst · F
There is only instance each when a woman will use these words.
“Yes”, will be repetitive and a man’s back or chest will be shredded by fingernails.
“No”, will be used when she realizes her battery operated boyfriend will have more moves and stamina.
Everthing else requires a detailed answer and explanation because the opposite sex won’t be listening anyway.
“Yes”, will be repetitive and a man’s back or chest will be shredded by fingernails.
“No”, will be used when she realizes her battery operated boyfriend will have more moves and stamina.
Everthing else requires a detailed answer and explanation because the opposite sex won’t be listening anyway.
@Pinkstarburst If there’s more than two vowels in the answer - correct are we absolutely aren’t listening. Because she’s already wasted too much time.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Pinkstarburst
Seriously, though, I get the need to explain in more detail, because the answer isn't always a simple yes or no.
because the opposite sex won’t be listening anyway.
And yet you're still talking. 😆Seriously, though, I get the need to explain in more detail, because the answer isn't always a simple yes or no.
Pinkstarburst · F
@LordShadowfire The real fear should be when we stop talking 🤷🏻♀
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Pinkstarburst Yeah, that's terrifying.
@Pinkstarburst Don't forget to fling a chunk of food at him after the clicker...