Some humour...
Four drovers are sitting around a campfire discussing what they’d want if they were lost in the outback and were only allowed one thing. The first says, “I couldn’t do without my trusty old horse. She could probably lead me to a homestead from the back o’ Bourke.”
The second says, “You can have your horse but I’d want my swag. If you’re gunna be lost, you may as well sleep warm at night.”
The third says, “There’s no question. I’d want my old Queensland eeler ‘Blue’. He’s my best mate, and if I was gunna die out there I’d want him beside me.”
The last old bushie says, “Only one thing I’d need – a pack of cards. See, I’d start playing patience and before long some bastard would be looking over my shoulder saying, “Red jack on black queen.“’
The second says, “You can have your horse but I’d want my swag. If you’re gunna be lost, you may as well sleep warm at night.”
The third says, “There’s no question. I’d want my old Queensland eeler ‘Blue’. He’s my best mate, and if I was gunna die out there I’d want him beside me.”
The last old bushie says, “Only one thing I’d need – a pack of cards. See, I’d start playing patience and before long some bastard would be looking over my shoulder saying, “Red jack on black queen.“’
