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Give me an insult

Your Mom or Dad used often.

When my mom thought someone was an idiot she would just say " well bless, their little ol self"
Where my dad would say, " that boy right there would need two promotions just to be an idiot"
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My Mother was notorious. She'd always tell me I had "...a face only a Mother could love". Also, when being modest around her she'd state "you've seen one you've seen them all, only bigger". Thanks for the injection of self esteem Mom...
WildBill25 · 26-30, M
She's got 2 brain cells and they're both fighting for third place!
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
My dad had a few;
“He’s three bricks shy of a load”,
“The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor”,
“The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg”.
GovanDUNNY · M
Shes / He is some mothers Bairn
eli1601 · 70-79, M
My father called the bratty kid across the street UB.

Unbearable.
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