Redneck joke, time

Right after Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, Hillary called president Trump.

Hillary: I heard RBG died, and I would like to take her place.
Trump: that's fine by me as long as it's ok with the funeral home.

I heard a different version of that joke:

One day, President Bill Clinton cones down the steps of Air Force 1 carrying a pig under each arm.
The honor guard at the foot of the stairs snaps to attention, salutes and yells, "Sir! Good morning! Sir!"

"Good morning, Marine," says Bill. "What do you think of these two here?" glancing at the pigs.

"Sir, yes Sir! Very fine pigs! Sir!"

"In Arkansas, we call them razorbacks," corrects Bill.

"Sir, yes Sir! Very fine razorbacks! Sir!"

"I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea," says Bill.

"Sir, yes Sir! Very fine trade! Sir!"