eat spaghetti infront of them

Leave

*Takes a bow*

"Thank you all. I appreciate each and everyone of you. Don't forget to tip your bartender and wait staff. Remember when you get home to kick the kids and hug and kiss the dog for me.
I'm OUT!"

*2 duces in the air as I stroll out tha door*

*Totally ingnoring the poor, cutie pie nurse who is calling my name louder and louder over the standing ovation*

Fart, leave the room, and bolt the door shut.

I would back to see if I had a toilet paper tail or something of that nature. If nothing seemed obviously funny then I would ask what they were dosing.

Tell them to explain what was so damned funny and see how fast they respond or if it takes a little time to think up a story to tell you.

I’d gladly join in and reduce my stress levels through laughter .

Look over my shoulder and say...WTF,?

Turn around and not go back in.

I’d laugh with them lol

That would never happen

Run 🏃🏻‍♂️

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