Werner Heisenberg Is driving along the freeway when a cop pulls him over.

The cop comes up to the window and exclaims “Do you realize you were going 78 miles an hour back there?!”

Heisenberg replies “Great, now I have no idea where I am” 🤦‍♂️

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SatyrService · M

okay the version I use

Werner Heisenberg and Irwin Schrodinger are on a american road trip

Werner Heisenberg Is driving along the freeway when a cop pulls him over.
"do you know how fast you were going? ":
no but I know exactly where i am!
finding this suspicious
the policemen looks at both Id's
then asks to search the car.
it is fine till he gets to the trunk
"DR Shrodinger! did you know there is a dead cat back here??"

he replies
"well there is NOW!"

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SatyrService · M

@justanothername not so much a theory,,more of a metaphore.
but yes. the cat is both alive and dead [i]UNTIL you look in the box[/i]
it is about the collapes of the wave function to the particle

two Takes

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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@SatyrService Ok, hats off…your version is better 😂

SatyrService · M

@Zaphod42 we can continue to evolve this...

so two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street.
one goes,
"hey! I lost my electron!"
the other one asks "are you sure?"
the first one says
[b][center]
I am positive! [/center][/b]

justanothername · 51-55, M

Is that a dad joke or something?

If he had responded by saying I have no idea where “there”
Is - it would have been funnier.

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