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You don’t bury them.
LadyJ · F
Servers? 🤔
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Old joke
Really · 80-89, M
Did you mean 'What was the pilot's name?'
It was Smith.
How do I know?
Because that was his father's name.
It was Smith.
How do I know?
Because that was his father's name.
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DocSavage · M
@Really
It’s a variation on another riddle : you’re driving a bus . You leave the terminal with twelve people on board.
At the first stop. Two people get off, four people get on. Second stop no one gets off, but five people get on. Third stop, six people get off, three more get on. Fourth stop, eight people get off, and only one gets on.
What’s the bus driver’s name ?
It’s a variation on another riddle : you’re driving a bus . You leave the terminal with twelve people on board.
At the first stop. Two people get off, four people get on. Second stop no one gets off, but five people get on. Third stop, six people get off, three more get on. Fourth stop, eight people get off, and only one gets on.
What’s the bus driver’s name ?
MasterDvdC · 70-79, M
@DocSavage Know that one. Another one I was going to ask later.
Really · 80-89, M
@MasterDvdC The ones my Dad used on me when I was very young:
When is a man not a man? - When he turns into a doorway.
and (my favorite):
What ticks on the wall? - Ticky paper.
When is a man not a man? - When he turns into a doorway.
and (my favorite):
What ticks on the wall? - Ticky paper.
DocSavage · M
A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof.
Which side does it roll off , left or right ?
Which side does it roll off , left or right ?
MasterDvdC · 70-79, M
@DocSavage I won't answer because I know the answer. This was going to be my next question.
DocSavage · M
@MasterDvdC
I figured it was.
I figured it was.
Really · 80-89, M
@MasterDvdC
Which side does it roll off , left or right ?
It maybe depends which server is serving? (if they're not already buried, that is) 🙂
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Survivors? You feed those to the gators. ;)
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
In Cheyenne Mountain.
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
At the attorneys office😁
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
Thanks man!