Well, at least they warned us!

I’ll take my emergency somewhere else then…

I'll do my best!

I think they should post the signs everywhere.
And emergencies would be a footnote in history

* Hikes onward 5 miles, in self-denial, to the next phone*

Guess I'll have to struggle elsewhere

I'll try not to. 😂

Oh this works.. all emergencies are planned. Next instalment of humanity gone perverse coming to the next government/council meeting.

*Sighs* Guess Ill just walk another 20 miles then to the next town...

Sets plastic on fire 🤨💥and screams for help.

They couldn't pay me to put that sign up. It's hard to believe somebody would be this stupid. 🤦‍♀️

Alabama

Lol

UK?

Only in the USA LOL