Got a silly slogan for a business or company?

I have noticed that the UPS deliver trucks usually drive around town with their sliding doors open. So I was thinking that they should make a new slogan - We drive with our doors open for you. And they could make a commercial of a UPS delivery driver quickly jumping out of their truck (thanks to the open sliding door) and deliver a package. Cheers and happy weekend!

Top | New | Old

reubles · 41-45, M

Headstone manufacturer "take us for granite"

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

LinkedIn - Connecting people for no good reason.

bijouxbroussard · F

The cab companies here have caller id, so when you call they will ask if you need them to come to "123 Main St" (where you’re calling from). When they first demonstrated that capability, I’d joke they should use the slogan:
"Psychic Cabs—we know where you are and we’re coming to get you !"

leftsw

For ex-slacks take Exlax

Musicman · 61-69, MVIP

I love it! Then they can send the royalty check for the fabulous idea to you. 🙂 With all of your new riches can we have free pizza on Wednesdays? 😋😋😋

Add a comment...