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Someone make me laugh with a really bad joke I'm at work and so tired 馃槱
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PhoenixPhail 路 M
A panda goes into a restaurant and sits at a table.
A waiter promptly gives the panda a menu from which the panda orders his meal.
The waiter soon returns with the panda's food which the panda then consumes.
When the waiter returns to the panda, asking if there's anything else he would like,
the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. He then proceeds to get up from
his seat and leave the restaurant.
Horrified, the restaurant manager shouts, "Where are you going?" The panda replies,
"I'm a panda, I'm leaving." The manager proceeds with his heated inquiry." You come
into my restaurant, eat your meal, shoot my waiter, and then you're just going to leave?"
"Yes, I'm a panda! Look it up!!"
The restaurant manager then finds his dictionary and looks up the word "panda."
His findings are explanatory:
PAN路da 鈥俒pan-duh]
鈥搉oun
1. Also called giant panda. a white-and-black, bearlike mammal, Ailuropoda melanoleuca,
now rare and restricted to forest areas of central China containing stands of bamboo.
Eats chutes and leaves.
A waiter promptly gives the panda a menu from which the panda orders his meal.
The waiter soon returns with the panda's food which the panda then consumes.
When the waiter returns to the panda, asking if there's anything else he would like,
the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. He then proceeds to get up from
his seat and leave the restaurant.
Horrified, the restaurant manager shouts, "Where are you going?" The panda replies,
"I'm a panda, I'm leaving." The manager proceeds with his heated inquiry." You come
into my restaurant, eat your meal, shoot my waiter, and then you're just going to leave?"
"Yes, I'm a panda! Look it up!!"
The restaurant manager then finds his dictionary and looks up the word "panda."
His findings are explanatory:
PAN路da 鈥俒pan-duh]
鈥搉oun
1. Also called giant panda. a white-and-black, bearlike mammal, Ailuropoda melanoleuca,
now rare and restricted to forest areas of central China containing stands of bamboo.
Eats chutes and leaves.
RemovedUsername634280 路 41-45, F
@PhoenixPhail I don't get it but it's made me think hence waking me up hahahaha馃
PhoenixPhail 路 M
@RemovedUsername634280 Do you want it explained?
RemovedUsername634280 路 41-45, F
@PhoenixPhail yes please
PhoenixPhail 路 M
@RemovedUsername634280 The panda eats his food, shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
He eats, shoots and leaves. (Eats chutes and leaves)
He eats, shoots and leaves. (Eats chutes and leaves)