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Gen Z are the most Christopher Columbus generation. They’re always discovering things that have always been there, and expect us to be impressed.

Whether it’s not filming an entire concert on their phone, using a postal service or CDs that include the lyrics to the songs inside. A house phone, that’s a prominent one. 😆
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FreddieUK · 70-79, M
It was my generation that discovered sex in the 60s. Before then the world was entirely dependent on the migrating habits of storks.

Apparently.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@AdmiralPrune

Cocaine use is much older than that. Sherlock Holmes used it, and W.H. Auden wrote a poem about it:

"Cocaine Lil and Morphine Sue
Did you ever hear about Cocaine Lil?
She lived in Cocaine town on Cocaine hill,
She had a cocaine dog and a cocaine cat,
They fought all night with a cocaine rat.

She had cocaine hair on her cocaine head.
She had a cocaine dress that was poppy red:
She wore a snowbird hat and sleigh-riding clothes,
On her coat she wore a crimson, cocaine rose.

Big gold chariots on the Milky Way,
Snakes and elephants silver and gray.
Oh the cocaine blues they make me sad,
Oh the cocaine blues make me feel bad.

Lil went to a snow party one cold night,
And the way she sniffed was sure a fright.
There was Hophead Mag with Dopey Slim,
Kankakee Liz and Yen Shee Jim.

There was Morphine Sue and the Poppy Face Kid,
Climbed up snow ladders and down they skid;
There was the Stepladder Kit, a good six feet,
And the Sleigh-riding Sister who were hard to beat.

Along in the morning about half past three
They were all lit up like a Christmas tree;
Lil got home and started for bed,
Took another sniff and it knocked her dead.

They laid her out in her cocaine clothes:
She wore a snowbird hat with a crimson rose;
On her headstone you’ll find this refrain:
She died as she lived, sniffing cocaine."

And there is an old ballad too (cribbed from Auden, or vice-versa?):

[media=https://youtu.be/e4aGHgpdRC4]
AdmiralPrune · 46-50, M
@Thinkerbell
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@FreddieUK Nest in gooseberry bushes they do, so I'm told.
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
Well, to be fair, we did hand them 2020's tech. and said "You too can be the star of your own show" while spoonfeeding them Facebook reels and the likes of Tik-Tok and Instagram.

Just wait until they discover vinyl. Video tapes. Pop rocks and Walkman's. It's gonna blow their mind !
Markmywurdz · 61-69, M
Frequently annoyed by hearing on TikTok “did you know that if you mix such and such ingredients you get…”
Yes, it’s called a recipe. My mum and her mum had books full of these things.
I actually get where they are coming from as a Xillenial.

They have never experienced what it is like to be offline and unreachable in their entire lives.


Constantly aware that their entire generation is "Star Wars kid". Every embarassing or cringe moment leaked online in 4k. So feeling they need to curate every moment of their lives for public consumption just in case.


That sounds exhausting just writing this.

They never knew a world before mass surveillance either.


I don't envy them and get why many want to go "analogue."
AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
They just discovered my generations “whatever “ but stole it and claimed it as their own. Now they say “cool story bro “ lol
ArishMell · 70-79, M
:)

I'd call whoever invented this fad for labelling people as if items on a database, another "Christopher Columbus".

Had that coiner-of-the-fashonably-pointless-term not realised there have always been people in their childhood, teens, twenties, thirties.... even a hundred+; co-existing with people in all those other age-ranges?
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Hard to discover something that isn't there, though.
AdmiralPrune · 46-50, M
@ChipmunkErnie Generally it’s something unknown to all at the time. Not just one group.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@AdmiralPrune Maybe, it depends on what you're talking about. And often a "discovery" is really an explanation. Like Newton didn't discover gravity, everyone knew what goes up comes back down, but he explained it.

 
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