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What was your worst pick up line?

Can be RL or in here. Mind was pretty bad. It was back when I was like 16-17 and had just gotten my drivers license. I was driving around and saw this cute girl riding her bike. I pulled up along side and asked this genius question, “ hey wanna ride?”
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JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
I began massaging a sunbathers feet without saying a word.
4thdimensiondream · 70-79, M
@JohnnySpot standing ovation! The boldest move yet!
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
@4thdimensiondream She said "I can't believe I'm letting you do this" as we had a pleasant conversation and I continued massaging her feet.
But it only worked that one time.
4thdimensiondream · 70-79, M
@JohnnySpot it was very smart. We know how the ladies love the feet rubs.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
@4thdimensiondream Another time in the grocery store parking lot a woman recognized me but couldn't place me I helped her put her groceries in the car then hugged her and kissed her neck, she squealed with delight and continued trying to figure out where she had seen me before. (I was an assistant at the veterinarian clinic and held her dog while it got its shots)
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
When I read water meters for the city I drove around in a car with the city logo on the door, at a fast food restaurant I asked a young lady if she had a permit for looking so good it made her blush and smile.
4thdimensiondream · 70-79, M
@JohnnySpot that’s pretty good one. Doesn’t come on too strong and gets the message across. Nicely done. You are starting to sound like a player!
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
@4thdimensiondream This Casanova's days are over more or less.