What was your worst pick up line?

Can be RL or in here. Mind was pretty bad. It was back when I was like 16-17 and had just gotten my drivers license. I was driving around and saw this cute girl riding her bike. I pulled up along side and asked this genius question, “ hey wanna ride?”

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TexChik · F

If I were a broken staircase and you were a carpenter...would you give me a good railing? Got wood? 🤣

FreddieUK · 70-79, M

@TexChik How long before the relationship splintered?

4thdimensiondream · 70-79, M

@TexChik wow that’s lame! Bold but lame.

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TexChik · F

@FreddieUK I don't know, ask your boyfriend

4thdimensiondream · 70-79, M

@TexChik I would love it too but a little too obvious! I guess it depends if you were giving that line or receiving it. I think the general rule is if that is coming from the lady it’s always going to be A Okay!

TexChik · F

@4thdimensiondream Well, him being my husband...I think it would be ok.

4thdimensiondream · 70-79, M

@TexChik well done then!

4thdimensiondream · 70-79, M

@TexChik my wife was subtle. The first time she met me she said “oh I’m marrying you”. It happened but not for another 10 years!

TexChik · F

@4thdimensiondream My husband was like that. Scared me to death. He was my first.