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Gentlemen this is not how to carve a pumpkin.... Shaking my head

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Jury is still out
SlippingAway · 46-50, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I don't think we need an instructional video, lets save that for yourself.
@SlippingAway you’re just jelly you can’t feel the warm insidey parts of a punny with your lady peen 😏
SlippingAway · 46-50, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout So jelly but I'll just use my detachable penis!

I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know (detachable penis)
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)
@SlippingAway you just like saying detachable.. admit it..
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