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Joke (for the 25 here rn😒)A farmer had 3 daughters that all had a date on the same night…

So he decided to sit on the porch with his shotgun and check each guy out to make sure they were suitable for his daughters. The first guy arrived and said, “hi there, my name is Eddy, I’m here to pick up your daughter Betty, I’m taking her out to get some spaghetti, is she ready?” The farmer looked him over and decided he was ok so he sent them on there way. The second guy showed up and said, “hello, my name is Joe, I’m here to pick up your daughter Flo, we’re going to the show, is she ready to go?” The farmer decided he was ok and sent the two on there way. The third guy showed up and said, “hi, my name is Chuck….BOOM, the farmer shot him.
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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
What was the third daughter’s name? Buck? Duck? Tuck? 🤔
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
@bookerdana Ah, that explains the farmers reaction. “Chuck an’ Lotty” is terrible couples name 😂
bookerdana · M
@Zaphod42 Farmer had had it by this time
bookerdana · M
@Zaphod42 Thought he was gonna (censored the botty of Lotty
Sazzio · 36-40, M
Not so far! My young Buck - says the farmer

Now, what rhymes with Chuck?? 🤔
bookerdana · M
@Sazzio yeah,the farmer may have been a tad trigger happy
Poppies · 61-69, F
What was the third daughter's name, I wonder?
Sazzio · 36-40, M
Ah! My name is Chuck am here to pick up yer daughter and with some luck... I might do her at the back of your truck!
bookerdana · M
@Sazzio Chuck is doomed😄

 
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