a blonde desperately wanted to win the lottery..................................joke 1:26:::what could go wrong

So she prayed to God one day and asked him to help her win the lottery.

The next morning the blonde woke up and she didn’t win. So she prayed to God again asking to win the lottery. She reasoned that she’ll use the money to do a lot of good and cure all diseases in the world.

The next morning she woke up and she didn’t win. So she prayed to God again and asked to win the lottery. She reasoned that she’ll use the money to do a lot of good and feed all the hungry children in the world.

The next morning she woke up and still she didn’t win. Finally, out of frustration she shouted at the sky, “why won’t you let me win the lottery and do good for the world!”

Suddenly the clouds spread apart and God said onto the blonde, “I’m trying to help you here but you need to buy a lotto ticket first”