A Funny awkward moment that I tried to conceal back fired on me. Oops.

A few years ago, I went to the Walmart store in town to buy groceries during school hours not realizing it was a holiday with no school in session that day. Anyway, I was pushing my cart up the main isle way approaching a group of women standing and talking. I thought well I can dip into the boys clothing section to go around them and let a fart out that I had been holding. As I let the fart go and being under held pressure it was loud, and that was not the worst of it. Because as soon as I let it go, I immediately heard two boys bust out laughing to my left and to my rear. I stopped and could not tell you why and turned and looked at the laughing boys to see mom standing behind them with a rack of clothes between us looking at me with a mortified look on her face. THEN, and just then the smell hit the two about nine- or ten-year old boys and they bolted from where they were standing in balking out loud Gosh Mr. you stink! Mom wheeled her cart in a 180 degree turn with disgust, and anger on her face waiving her left hand as if bugs were attacking her face.

I was embarrassed to say the least trying to be as polite as I could, but those little boys circled around as I moved through the kids' clothes area pointing and giggling like crazy So, I gave them one more dust of before leaving the kids section (Why not right hell the game was up right).