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LMAO I'm cracking up

So I had that date yest, right..He had seen me post the funny pic from the guys who hit me up on fb dating. He was like, "You're on fb dating?" then invites me on what ended up being an 8 hour (innocent) date.

I posted pre-date selfies on my fb, so another guy who has been pursuing me for months, hit me up and wants to take me for drinks tonight. Guesss guys like a little competition?? 🤣🤣

Conveniently, I have out of town company all week, and had to say no to the 2nd guy (again).

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Sojournersoul · M

Eight hour date. What a lucky guy and the second one is going to keep after you. 🤔

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul haha yeahh he is a richish civil engineer, cute too..but..pretty sexually motivated..which is a big turn off for me at this point in my life

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding putting pressure on you?

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul he attempted to put pressure on me at first. i told him off and said that is not me. he has chilled out bc he has realized that tac wont work with me..bided his time..and started coming around after a few months. so idk..i will take the free drinks next week if i feel like it..but i doubt seriously that it will go anywhere

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding Trying to wait you out. He thinks if he changes his tactics, you might come around.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul yeah..prolly. but im on to him haha..he can waste money on me if he wants to, until i..tell him off again 🤣

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul he seems to really like me as a person too..but i want LOVE BEFORE SEX. like i said..i have been celibate in the furtherance of that aim for 2.5 YEARS. so im not going to be an easy nut to crack.

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding i know you will be hard to crack and love before sex, what a unique concept these days.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul plus let's be real: im going to go with whichever guy gets me a BBL bahaha jk

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding Well in that case, we better make that appointment. 😂😂😂

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul hahahaha scale of 1-10 how serious are we taking this? just move this tummy to my backside n call it a dayyy

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding a ten of course. We can move it like that?

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul oh for sure! a knife and some gorilla glue! but: will i survive the procedure? not effin LIKELY

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding I am great with the glue. Lol.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul but the anesthesia? the BLEEDING OUT

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding I am not a doctor nor do i play one in TV.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul how will i even sue you for malpractice then? im doomed 😫 but at least: i will die slim thicc

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding i think we should just leave things where they are and leave it to a professional BBL doctor.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul okay..i'll be sure to ask them about a payment plan, to help where i can

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding well just depends on the work you get done. 😉

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul oh he is gonna have to put in WERK honey..mama needs REJUVENATION

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Sojournersoul (not the vaginal kind..got that on lock bahaha)

Sojournersoul · M

@foldedunfolding Good to know. 😂😂😂