I went to toss my garbage and my landlord put up this sign...i not thinking, opend tge dumpster door...low and behold a possum was chowing down on what looked to be a big mac! He hissed at me so i slammed his head with the trash bag, he dropps the burger and hisses again, runs towards the treeline..and I win..aint no critters mackin in my hood!
