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Comment and I’ll flirt with, validate, or roast you

Your choice.

But not all three. Don’t be greedy.

🤨
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BillyMack · 46-50, M
@PepsiColaP dealers choice then?

I’d buy you a drink but we only serve Coke products here. 😐
AnnaBanana00 · 22-25, F
Oo I like it. Like snog marry kill, but less intense.

Roast.
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@AnnaBanana00 I’d totally snog you if your name was EllenMelon11. But you chose wrong.

😐
TurtlePink · F
Roast me please
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@TurtlePink [media=https://youtu.be/uSlB4eznXoA]

It’s a slow burn. 🤨
You change your pfp more often than me.
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@greensnacks so you’re roasting me now huh? 🤨
@BillyMack I was stating a mere fact
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@greensnacks true. This last one I had to. @mindstruggle created/found a masterpiece
So what happened to the buttons, sir? 🥸
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@CookieCrumbs one popped off so I had to re sew it back on.

Tricky.
Jenny1234 · 56-60, M
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@Jenny1234 I’m pretty sure you weren’t supposed to your use a password when you created your username. Canadians, eh?
Jenny1234 · 56-60, M
@BillyMack I know eh lol
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@Bexsy Imma burn you like you burned last week’s meatloaf. 😐

I’m a little rusty
@BillyMack oh snap.

I'm making meatloaf tomorrow
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@Notladylike I heard you burped the alphabet last week at the parents group get together. You’re taking this not lady like thing too far dearie.

😐
@BillyMack Guilty
4meAndyou · F
🤔🤔🤔 Where's all the GUYS???🤣🤣🤣
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@4meAndyou I guess they were concerned I’d actually flirt with them? Idk.

😒
4meAndyou · F
@BillyMack I SUSPECT that is the case!!🤣🤣🤣
EldritchFox · 41-45, F
Can I be toasted instead of roasted?
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@EldritchFox sure you can. But are we raising our glasses or lighting something up?
EldritchFox · 41-45, F
@BillyMack I'll be lighting something lol
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@EldritchFox that’s what I figured. I’m not as well seasoned there so I’ll hold the lighter my dear.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I don't want anyone to flirt with me, unless you making me coffee I'd rather you didn't roast me, I guess that leaves validation.
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@Justmeraeagain I know you’ve been through a lot this last year, but we see you. And you bring a smile to our faces with your jokes from time to time.

And that was a good choice. I’d be a horrible barista.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@BillyMack That was very nice 🙂 Thank you
Roast me like a chicken
@BillyMack she's right
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@DystopianDivalry the name threw me off. But the substance was still there.

🤣
@BillyMack different name same crazy lady

 
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