Wanna finish doing the laundry for me?

I’ll love you forever. Or perhaps I’ll just bake you a cake. Or put in an order to have one delivered to your door the next time you’re feeling sad. Yeah. That one.

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averageguy · 46-50, M

I actually do laundry. Compulsively. I can't stand piles of dirty laundry. So, I'll do laundry, and you make dinner