When at Walmart yesterday while shopping I cannot resist the attempt to get folks to laugh.

While shopping I was rolling from the sporting goods section towards the dairy good. As I passed the child's clothing section seeing ahead of me a great big burly man wearing a Harley Davidson motorcycle club vest standing with his hands on a shopping cart looking at his wife/woman in her Harley T-shirt as she looked at the strollers Both around may age 50 to 55. I stopped behind them and said, "Ma'am make sure you get one just his size"! The man turned his head looking at me in my Army t-shirt and Veteran hat and said, "I think that four-seater on will work just fine", we both laughed and bid each other a good day. The wife never quit looking at the strollers and acted like I was not there in her own shopping zone mission.

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OlderSometimesWiser · F

Lol…… just don’t walk up to someone when you’re holding a box of condoms and ask where the fitting rooms are. 😄

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@OlderSometimesWiser Funny. That is a good one. LOL

One time I was in the chip isle on the first of the month looking at which chips I may want to try when four very heavy loud hillbilly women rolled around the corner from the direction, I was headed with a young very large girl behind them pushing a shopping cart looking very unhappy. They blocked up the entire isle squawking loudly amongst themselves "where are the nuts" "do you see the nuts" "Hey Where Are the nuts"! I looked at them biting my tongue and looked behind me and smiled at the three ladies with their carts behind me and said, "excuse me" to the three ladies as I turned back to the now louder squawking about the nut's quartet on scooters and said very firmly in my Army Sergeant's voice while pointing at the four scooters Hillbilly's, "I'll tell you where the nuts are, they are all seated on scooters in front of me"! I could not help myself, they unblocked the isle quietly and quickly and I exited without any chips.

You never know what will inspire or provoke my humor or sarcasm for sure. But never a condom moment for sure! LOL

OlderSometimesWiser · F

@WillaKissing Lol….. and never a dull moment with the People of Walmart! 😅

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@OlderSometimesWiser Nope, and they provide so much material for me that it is priceless! LOL